Tag Archives: food

The Food Police – Round Two

The fat-tongued former face of Sainsburys has spoken out against people who eat junk food but have massive TVs. But he’s totally not judging them.

On Horse Lasagne And Being Poor

Lecturing people with no money is so easy when you’re slapping together a lovely dinner of free-range chicken with chard, fresh thyme, lemon and minted cous cous.

How To Be A Really Annoying Restaurant

Just bloody ask first if your customers want bread and olives.